I remember when I really embraced the joys of masturbation in high school. I came to school the next day and I was in seventh period when one my acquaintances, who was staring at me, finally said,“Who did it?”

I was like, “Who did what?”

She said slyly, “You know what I’m taking about.”

“Whaaat?” whined I. She knows!!!

“You’re glowing,” she said suspiciously.


I “did it” to myself, heehee. *ding, glow* Though I didn’t tell her that, it was too embarrassing that she actually noticed.

[doodle credited in the source tag]

(Source: loodledoodles)

December 25, 2011